Bran Flakes
search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:

"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"

"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”

And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.
white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo
princessbuggie:

really

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

Disney Endings
killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

robregal:

Always relevant.

easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

image

send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

elizathornb3rry:

the best cross over in the history of ever